Wingstop Gets Last Laugh In Twitter Rap Battle Against Wendy’s

OK, folks, take note, this is how you run social media nowadays. Wendy’s and Wingstop took the game to another level when their community managers decided to drop 140-character poisonous rhymes via Twitter, in what was one of the most enticing fast food rap battles to ever grace God’s America.

First, it was Wingstop, who paid homage to the legit Georgia hip-hop trio Migos, by quoting their ‘Bad and Boujee’ jam.

The shameless display of style was sure to attract some haters, and it wasn’t long before Wendy’s caught wind of the battle that was brewing on the interwebz!

That on point Kendrick Lamar quote was the spark needed to ignite the fuel. Soon it was an all-out War, and these fast food joints were not holding back.

Using your own motto against you is probably worse than stepping on a man’s brand new sneakers – blood had been shed, there was no going back now.

Things were starting to get good now. The rhymes had the people hungry for more and Wingstop had to prove that they are no fools.

The fire alarm went off, the place was heating up, Wendy’s had to drop another nuclear bomb.

The air was getting thin, the suspense making me sick, Wingstop dropped its guard down but came back with a riff!

Fired had consumed everything on the internet by now. It was like something out of a Mad Max movie. Nuclear winter was upon us now – Wendy took the spear from the ground…

Wingstop was shook. They knew there was no room for halfway crooks. They had to finish what they started, it’s all they ever wanted, to rule the world of fast food, and lay to rest some fools.

Wendy had been here before, dropping knowledge and the mic, its what she was born to do, this battle might be done, but the war is still not over.

Last words are for kings and Wingstop never misses the beat.

And that was it, that’s how it all played out, win or lose, it was the people who took all the hoot. Soundcloud even contacted Wendy’s with an offer to do a mixtape. What a time to be alive! When social media managers become battle rappers, the world will no longer know hunger.

Who you really think won, though? What business will you reward with your money? We would say who we think won, but they don’t pay us enough!